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CYBER FuN iS fOr EvErY OnE

POLITICIANS - PAKISTANI STYLE
 

PLEASE FILL THIS FORM ASAP, PAKISTAN NEEDS A PRIME MINISTER BADLY.

 Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting  Pakistani National Assembly Elections.

 1.   Name of Candidate: ______________________

 2.   Present Address
 (i)  Name of Jail: ______________________
 (ii) Cell Number: ______________________ (If not in Jail, attach proof  of  residence)

 3.   Political Party: _______________________
 (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the  Chronological Order)
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 3.a. Size of party
 A. Myself
 B. Me & my family
 C. Enough to occupy a Tonga

 4.   Sex :
 A - Male
 B - Female
 C - Benazir
 D - "General" (any)

 5.   Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or  more)
 A - Defected
 B - Expelled
 C - Bought out
 D - All of above

 6.   Reasons for contesting elections (circle one  or more)
 A - To make money
 B - To escape court trial
 C - To grossly misuse power
 D - To serve the public
 E - I have no clue
 if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Very well known Psychiatrist )

 7.   How many years of public corruption experience  do you possess?
 A - 1-2 yrs
 B - 2-6yrs
 C - 6-15yrs
 D - 15+yrs

 8.   Give details of best criminal cases pending  against you (Restrict upto best 5; Attach a separate sheet)

 9.  How many years have you spent in Jail ?
 A - 1-2 years
 B - 2-6 years
 C - 6-15 years
 D - 15+years

 10.  Are you involved in any financial scams ?
 A - Why not
 B - Of Course
 C - Definitely
 D - I deny it all
 E - see a foreign hand.

 11.  What is your Annual Corruption Income ?
 A - 10-50 Crores
 B - 50-100 Crores
 C - Overflow...
 (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc. to  Rupees)

 12. Do you have any developmental plans for the  country in mind ?
 A - No
 B - No
 C - No
 D - No
 E - All of the above

 13.  Describe in space provided, your achievements,  if any.
 _________________.

 Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that of the  person who  filled the form)

 


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