POLITICIANS -
PAKISTANI STYLE
PLEASE FILL THIS FORM ASAP, PAKISTAN NEEDS
A PRIME MINISTER BADLY.
Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting
Pakistani National Assembly Elections.
1. Name of Candidate:
______________________
2. Present Address
(i) Name of Jail: ______________________
(ii) Cell Number: ______________________
(If not in Jail, attach proof of residence)
3. Political Party: _______________________
(List ONLY the Last Five parties in the
Chronological Order)
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3.a. Size of party
A. Myself
B. Me & my family
C. Enough to occupy a Tonga
4. Sex :
A - Male
B - Female
C - Benazir
D - "General" (any)
5. Reasons for leaving last
party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - All of above
6. Reasons for contesting
elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of
Sanity from a Recognized Very well known Psychiatrist )
7. How many years of public
corruption experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
8. Give details of best criminal
cases pending against you (Restrict upto best 5; Attach a separate
sheet)
9. How many years have you spent in
Jail ?
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
10. Are you involved in any financial
scams ?
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - see a foreign hand.
11. What is your Annual Corruption
Income ?
A - 10-50 Crores
B - 50-100 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala
etc. to Rupees)
12. Do you have any developmental plans
for the country in mind ?
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
E - All of the above
13. Describe in space provided,
your achievements, if any.
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Thumb Impression of candidate (Not that
of the person who filled the form)